Sunday, October 11, 2009

Why I envy pregnant women

Here's why I envy pregnant women:

1. They have to wait only 9 months from conception to holding that baby in their arms.

2. They have a growing belly to prove to the world (and themselves) that they are going to have a child.

3. Everywhere they go, they are the center of attention (see #2)

4. They have a due date!

5. They don't have to defend their love for their unborn child.

6. They have their own parking spots.

7. What great excuse for leaving work early!

8. Paid maternity leave.

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